Stories from the 44th Parallel

I'm really not sure what exactly is going on with my malfunctioning sentinels, but I DO NOT like coming home to a yard full of goose poop

Would we flip the sucker over right close to shore for the neighbor’s entertainment, or would we actually be able to get into the sleek stre

The geese had been raising their young on our lakeside property, defiling the lawn with fecal matter at a rate of 5 gallons per day.

I won’t be responsible for making a worse mess out of someone’s bushy hair, especially after the latest hair coloring fiasco...

I love it when I can find ways to help myself with the drudgery of dinner.

It's the beginning of September, and this entire month will be the time that our local geese flock up for their long flight south. As you...

I really don’t understand what the deal is. I get rid of the geese pooping all over my yard at home only to have a problem with crickets ...

I know I have already reported, "The Final Gab on the Geese," but I am getting a lot of requests to know exactly what has happened since....

Quite a few years ago, Mani-Pedi’s were quite the rage. Personally, I’m not big into fingernail polish because it usually ruins my nails,...

Why in the world do people start collecting things anyway? My grandma was a notorious collector of everything! She had boxes stashed in h...

“Remember that time we ate and pooped all day at Kurt & Marianne’s place?” Geese Have A Great Memory According to the internet, geese are...

After day 2 of using the Yard Enforcer, I had yet to see a goose come ashore. Like I mentioned in the last post, it seemed that the geese...

It is always exciting to get a package in the mail, but not nearly as exciting as receiving a Yard Enforcer! Even the packaging looked pr...

A first hand accounting of available goose deterrents. It was nice to see the first pairs of geese landing nearby our little spot on the ...